Ever since that random guy on Dekalb Avenue told me that I might get mugged if I keep walking home on that street at night with my iPod on, I have had a hard time walking home on that street at night with my iPod on.
He has totally ruined my evening strolls home from the subway. I enjoyed listening to my iPod at night, especially late at night. It makes the train run faster and it makes me walk faster, and I get home faster. But now I'm too paranoid to do it. I would totally get mugged now, no doubt. That guy jinxed it. Thanks a lot, asshole.
This actually reminds me of an old college-friend who has avoided the corner of 23rd street and Lexington Avenue for the past 10 years. On that very corner, he was approached by a crazy homeless person who pointed a finger in his face and screamed: "Youuuu!!! are going to DIIIEEEE heeeeere!!!!!" and then the bum pointed to the street. Obviously he can never pass that corner ever again.
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