Sunday, October 19, 2008
Redemption
I got my driver's license! My (second) road test went smoothly. In fact, I was so awesome I got NO points deducted on my test. That's a perfect score. PERFECT. Not many people get a perfect score on their road test. But I did. I'm the best. The. Best. B.E.S.T.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Attacked by the German
German: "Haben Sie gehort das Deutsche blah blah blah gibberish...?"
Me: "....huh?"
- "You're not German??"
- "Nooooo...."
- "But didn't I just speak to you outside? By the bicycles...? You're not here for the German literary club? You're not one of the German teachers?"
- "...nooooo...I'm looking for the gym to play volleyball."
- "I could have sworn it was you I talked to outside!!"
- "Nope. I'm just another blonde."
- "C'moooon we're not ALL blonde in Germany!!!"
Maybe not, but I bet you wanna be!
Me: "....huh?"
- "You're not German??"
- "Nooooo...."
- "But didn't I just speak to you outside? By the bicycles...? You're not here for the German literary club? You're not one of the German teachers?"
- "...nooooo...I'm looking for the gym to play volleyball."
- "I could have sworn it was you I talked to outside!!"
- "Nope. I'm just another blonde."
- "C'moooon we're not ALL blonde in Germany!!!"
Maybe not, but I bet you wanna be!
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