Movie

Woke up this morning, put my flip-flops on, put my contact lenses on backwards, and went out to get a cup of coffee.

As I open the door I stare into a huge film camera mounted on top of one of those big crane things that move. A movie set. Tons of people standing around with headphones on and snacking on stale bagels, one person yelling out commands to seemingly no one and then an occasional "...AAAAAAND CUT!!" (that's the most exciting part of watching a film production). I looked around to see if I could see any famous actors or actresses but I never do.

I hustled past the production assistants and finally made my way to the deli where I bumped into our upstairs neighbor. He said:

"Did they ask you if the actors could stay at your place?"
Me: "Noooo.....? Should they?"
Neighbor: "They offered us $500 a night for one of the actors to stay with us."
Me: "Really? Send them to us! Or maybe our basement apartment is not good enough for the actors....?"

This last statement was meant as a joke but my neighbor did not disagree.

(Movie's called "100 feet")