Massage

Being a massage therapist is pretty awesome. I can support myself - pay rent and bills and have money left over for a bottle of pinot on Fridays - by only working about ten to twelve hours a week. That's one quarter of the time that normal people put in weekly.

Also, I get to set my own schedule (will never work before 11am) and I decide where to work (won't travel north of 14th street, ideally). Not too shabby if you'd ask me. I'm affiliated with three different places, one chiropractic clinic and two trainer/yoga studios. They hook me up with clients, I hook myself (and them) up with some dough.

Oh, and I've also learned how to file my nails like a pro. No more biting.