Posh and Becks live upstairs from us. They're not the real Posh and Becks, but they could be. They always seem like such an annoying perfect couple, and they make much more money than we do and their apartment is super dope. They live in the duplex part of the brownstone which is the rich people's part of the brownstone. In a way, they're quite irritating.
Anyway, yesterday there was a crack in Posh and Becks land - a fight! First, some commotion. Then, some screaming. Posh: "YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD!!" Becks: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Wow. Even though it is disturbing to listen to another couple's anger, this was pretty cool. It might be ok to yell like that when you're 20 years old and drunk as hell and fighting with your boyfriend you've had for a month and will dump in a week. But when you're Posh and Becks??
This little incident made us realize, once again, that we are an awesome couple. A fabulous well-balanced couple. We might not have a set of matching wine-glasses, or even matching cups and plates, but we do know how to behave like grown-ass adults. For the most part.
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