The cats are stoned. I gave them cat nip. It's funny how cat nip comes in those small transparent plastic bags, as if you're buying a bag of weed. It looks kind of the same too - dark green herbs, kinda dry. The cat nip's got all those seeds and everything too. I bet you some idiot somewhere is smoking cat nip right now. I wonder what kind of high that would be.
The cats seem content, I will allow their drug use. But no smoking in the house.
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