Yankee

A friend of mine who has been a Yankee fan his whole life recently jumped ships and is now a Mets fan. This is a guy who used to tell me: "If you're a Mets fan, you must be either from Queens or you're just really stupid." And now he left the Yankees for the Mets....? How is this possible? It's not kosher to switch teams like that. You just can't. It's like an ethnicity. You can't just not be what you are...

To make matters worse, the same day I get this Yankee-Mets shift news, I see Giuliani on the front page of the Daily News wearing a RED SOX ball cap!! What is happening in the world?!?!?!?